The smallest penis mini contest

Wow,  Saturday’s Mini Marathon was a lot of fun!  I would like to thank everyone that came out to the Mini Marathon and joined in the small talk over in the adult chat room while listening in over on cock radio.

I have to say, I have been one lucky Princess– I have always been a size queen and personally have always had a knack of dating guys with huge cocks.  So, I kind of always thought that this was the “norm” that is until now. I had no idea how many little dicks are out there! Aw, they were so cute! okay well not all of them were cute but a lot of them were!

Some of the guys, posed with small objects to compare their little peens to. Like a Chapstick tube, or a toilet paper tube, my fave was the Hershey Kiss, the little piece of candy–looked bigger then his little wiener!  There were little dicks everywhere! I know–that the Mistresses and I had a lot of good laughs looking at all the photos that were entered into the small penis contest. Like I said, earlier tonight on cock radio– “You guys that entered the smallest Penis Contest might have some of the littlest dicklettes around but you each have some of the biggest balls for taking a picture and entering the contest.”  On behalf of me and the other Mistresses around the Empire–Thank you for playing!

The smallest penis 2 prize

Second prize–oh my! The other Mistresses and I like to  kid and say second prize is going to give you a second chance of manhood. I know, all the Mistresses were excited about second prize is a hollowed out dildo/ strap-on It is awesome! Thanks to Ms. Constance who generously donated the new toy, so the winner, can insert his little, second prize winning penis, into the toy and get a glimpse of what it’s like to have a much bigger boner!

Second Prize is going to the second smallest penis in the Empire an that winner is, Peter B. Congratulations! You do get a second chance at manhood and I hope you enjoy. So, Peter gets a new Peter! Tee-hee!

First place smallest Penis winner

The competition was stiff ( I know, I know, I just can’t help it! ) when it came to the smallest penis contest but this little guy beat them to the first place.  This little dick was LITTLE I mean dang- is that really a penis- small.  It’s like he has 2 belly buttons.  Two innies that is. Hard to believe and yet it is true — a very, tiny peen.

The winner of First place receives 30 minutes of pass the mini pass the penis! This is going to be a lot of fun! The first prize winner–when I say his name- you are going to laugh because he is not anything like his namesake John Holmes. How fucking funny is that?  The first prize winner of the first Mini Penis Contest belongs to John Holmes!

Congratulations John Holmes– you have the smallest penis the empire. 🙂

smallest penis first prize award

We had a real good laugh in the chat room over that tonight.  We all had a  lot of fun laughing over all the small penises.  I know there were a lot of disappointing little guys to learn that they did not receive the smallest penis award but I did send out each contestant a graphic to show my appreciation for taking the time to share their little friend with me. Those that entered and didn’t win did receive this graphic. tee-hee.

Not the smallest penis

It really is a nice try and thank you for entering the smallest penis contest! This is a lot of fun and I just might do it again next year. 😉

Thank you to all the Mistresses that voted and came out tonight to hang out in the chat room.  I will write more about this on EE . Keep your eye out for it. I also need to say thank you to Ms. Marlena she generously made the graphics for me and she did an awesome job!

I also need to thank Ms. Catherine — I couldn’t have done it without her. Thank you.

It doesn’t matter what size dick you have. I will capture your cock and penetrate your mind.

Princess Andi~

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