Big Green Cock

Halloween is traditional for costumes, right? And you sissies LOVE Halloween, don’t you? But, let’s see if we can find some fun for St. Patrick’s Day. There are a lot of people who go out for St. Paddy’s dressed up in their green. I even know this one guy, kinda’ short, who goes all out and dresses up like a leprechaun, right down to the green hair. Oh, and you know how I’m always on the prowl for big, black cock? Well, just substitute green there, my pets! Amazing, such a short guy too…. Anyway, what can we do for you sissies so you can find your own big green cock?

Sexy Leprechaun

What if we dressed you up like a sexy leprechaun? There are all kinds of slutty leprechaun outfits out there that you can pick up. Let’s start with some green thong panties, that say “Kiss Me, I’m Irish” right on the front. Maybe you’ll get lucky and someone will kiss that Shaleighleigh! A matching green bra would be good too. Then we’ll cover it up with a front tie crop top, and some green booty shorts held up with suspenders, and some thigh high striped stockings. What do you think, some knee high boots, or some stiletto heels?

How Many Guinnesses Are You?

Do you know what I mean? How many Guinnesses is some horny Irish guy going to need before you start looking like a leprechaun whose pot-o-gold he wants to check out? You’re pretty hot, so I’m thinking it won’t be many. 2 or 3, I’m thinking, but you never know. We can make a game out of it. Find someone you want to fuck and then bet how many before he wants to take you home.  And since Irish guys are notoriously small-dicked, you shouldn’t have any problem deep throating him or even letting him pull those shorts down and tap that ass pussy of yours. And when he finally uncovers your sissy clit? Well, at least you won’t be embarrassed at your lack of size, now will you?

 

Happy Irish Day! Thank you for reading!