I masturbate!
You Masturbate!
We all Masturbate!
Fuck Ya! Masturbation May is soon to be here!!!!
XoXo Princess Andi XoXo
I am so excited to announce that this Masturbation May is going to be like no other in LDW History! We are going to have all kinds of sexy surprises in store for you to celebrate Masturbation May!
There will be 2 different kinds of Contests for this Masturbation May and we are giving away some awesome prizes for them!
Enchantrix Empire Masturbation Writing Contest
Are you a member of EE? If not it is not to late to join for free and take part of this Masturbation Writing Contest.
The subject is masturbation 300 word maximum. Share your stories of masturbation or create a sexy erotic story centered around masturbation. The ladies will choose their favorites at the end of May there will be 3 winners for this contest.
1st prize a 15 minute call from a select list of Mistresses you get to choose from.
2nd prize a 10 minute call from a select list of Mistress you get to chose from
3rd prize is a custom audio.
Masturbator of the month contest
There will be 2 categories for winners
1 sluttiest stroker: this means the guy who makes the most calls to different ladies during the Month of Masturbation May. If you are going to try and win this contest, Remember that YOU must inform dispatch on all of your calls that you are participating in the contest so dispatch can keep track.
2 Most dedicated stroker: This prize will be given to the man who does the most amount of minutes during the month of may with one or even more than one Mistress. If you are going to try and win this contest, Remember that YOU must inform dispatch on all of your calls that you are participating in the contest so dispatch can keep track.
The prizes for both of those winners are as follows:
1) bragging rights
2) $100.00 ldw spank bank credit that means you will have $100.00 credit to use on future calls.
3) Masturbation gift basket. (This will be filled with lots of goodies to aid in your Masturbation.)
Pass the Penis Specials for the entire month of May
We are going to have pass the penis at discounted rates. Or as I like to affectionately call it Pass the Masturbater.
The discounted rates for Masturbation May Pass the Penis are as follows:
3 Mistresses (30 minutes total): $70 ($12.50 discount)
4 Mistresses (40 minutes total): $90 ($20 discount)
5 Mistresses (50 minutes total): $100 ($37.50 discount)
I will be kicking off Masturbation May with a fun blog post on May 1, 2016 each day a different Mistress will write about masturbation all month long! So, make sure to read our sexy blogs and leave blog comments.
Happy Masturbation May!
Princess Andi
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~Princess Andi~
Empress Alexis, ROTFLMAO, I would love to join you! Who wouldn’t! XoXo
Woo hoo! It’s really Masturbation May, but to be honest I got kind of an early start during the months of January through April. Oh well, I guess I just have to double up on my naughty activities. Care to join me, Princess Andi?
Bill, Masturbation May is the time to do it. 🙂 You get to be passed around from beautiful Mistress to beautiful Mistress and save some money to use on a future phonesex call. Hell yeah! I say go for it!
I’ve always wanted to try a “pass the penis” trial…
maybe May will be the month for me???
Thank you Miss Violet. I hope you have a fantastic Masturbation May. I really enjoyed doing something with you last May and would love to do something with you again in the near future. I always love doing a 2 Mistress phone sex calls with you. I am unable to do the audio offer at this time though. I hope we can do something like this, in the near future. XoXoXo
This is an exciting announcement. You must be in charge of warming up the masturbators. *wink* Princess Andi, you have inspired me to make Masturbation May even more exciting. How about you and I offer a free audio to everyone who calls you and I for a two Mistress call in May this year? Yes? No? Would that just tip things into overload? I hope so!
That is so sexy Lena, I love mutual masturbation. Thank you for sharing because while reading your post brought me back tot he first time I masturbated in front of another girl. It was very hot! Have a fantastic Masturbation May. XoXo
Princess Andi, I absolutely love masturbation May!!! Masturbation can sometimes be the BEST kind of sex. WHY? Well, you always get exactly what you want. I especially love doing it in front of a girlfriend or boyfriend. Here’s to being the captain of all the guided masturbation callers 🙂
tee hee you know as a pet of Constance she is offering her denial pets a treat. I look forward to our call. XoXo
I may not be able to win any of the contests, but I hope there will be some play time assigned during May!
Thank you so much Daphne! You are fucking hot yourself. Masturbation May is sooooo going to sizzle… *wink*
Thank you brandon! Masturbation May is a lot of fun! 🙂
I can’t wait! This is going to be the best month ever!