I bet that you never thought store-bought frosting and kinky masturbation went together…. but I am here to tell you it does!

I  make my own frosting from scratch when I am baking. So,  I can’t believe– I am not only going to suggest this but I am going to encourage you to buy canned frosting in the baking aisle. I suggest you buy a can in a flavor that appeals to you because we are going to get freaky with the can of frosting.

Frosting as a sex toy

My first freaky suggestion for the can of frosting is a hot one! For those that want to stick their dick in something soft but don’t want to buy a sex toy.

Try a can of frosting to fuck.  I suggest keeping it in the can and stirring it up to make it softer. This is going to get messy so take the time out to grab a towel and a washcloth before you start.

Go ahead and look at my photo gallery and think about how hot it would to be fucking my velvet pussy instead of that can of whipped frosting. Did I mention, I like the chocolate best?

Kinky Masturbation with frosting as lube

This is a sneaky, sexy way to ease your way into cum eating by using the frosting for lube. Cover your dick with frosting just like you would with any masturbation lube I am laughing as I type thinking of all the dick cakes I made in the past. 

Stroke that frosted cover shaft and look at my photo gallery. Here you are leaking already aren’t you?  This is where I want you to lick the cum mixed frosting off of your fingers. MMM… Tasty isn’t it? Eating your cum is going to be so hot for you after you have that orgasm your balls are aching for!

Kinky Fun with more than one

Not masturbating alone? Awesome– the things you two sexy lovers can do with a can of frosting!!! MMM…  You can get as creative as you like. Just don’t use your favorite sheets because the icing might stain. So, don’t forget the towels.

You can smear frosting on each other. Hell you can even bring whipped cream and sprinkles– make a dick cake and lick it off!!!  Smear frosting on her sexy ass and take your time, licking and sucking the frosting off of her while you worship that ass.

You can even make a masturbation game out of it. Blindfold yourself. She comes in with a can of frosting and slowly starts stroking you– making your dick really hard. Then your lover can start icing your erection and slowly lick it off of you. At some point she brings her icing covered lips to yours and you have to guess what flavor the icing is.

Time for kinky masturbation with me

I gave you some fun ideas to use frosting to make your masturbation kinky and now I want to get even kinkier with you and some frosting on the phone….the question is can you handle ME and more kinky masturbation with frosting?

XoXo your phonesex princess, Andi