Sex Talk amongst friends
Oh my! I feel for you guys with the little dicks. I really do. I went out to lunch with my girlfriends and over a few drinks. The subject turned to sex. Of course– my favorite subject and I am an A+ student. I would make the Deans list for sure.
My friend told me how she had been dating this guy and we all have met him. He is very handsome. Strong, muscular, sexy eyes and a tight ass. He has a lot going on for him. Smart, a bright future and she mentioned the last time we went out for lunch she was actually thinking of taking their relationship to the “next level“. So, I was looking forward to hearing all about how she got some.
Let’s eat cake and talk about sex
So, this is how it usually is with girls lunch out. We drink, we catch up, talk about all kinds of things and then we save our favorite talk our most raunchiest talk for last. Just like lunch we save the dessert and sex talk for last. Nothing like eating something gooey and chocolate while listening to your friends discuss their most recent sexcapades.
So, I couldn’t wait. I had to know. Gina, did you? How was it and she had this sheepish smile on her face.
She said all she could think is–“Help! is it in yet?” We all groaned and laughed. 2 inches of hard dick. For something so small — that little dick sure does get huge laughs from some of us ladies. She said, despite his package she will try to hang in there and keep dating him because she really likes him. A lot. God bless her because me– I would demote a small penis guy or dump his ass entirely. But then again– I am a size queen and I love to ride big dicks– I cannot lie.
Big Dicks Matter.
Okay so do little dicks. Little dicks matter too. Whatever size dick you have– I manage to find some sort of naughty fun we can get into but the kind of fun we have really does depend on the size of your dick! *wink*
Have you ever had anyone say: Is it in yet? If you did—you have a little dick!
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Do you measure up?
I love having a small dick I would not have started sucking cock if I had my own big dick
I made it up. 🙂 A big cock gives you a work out. 😉 So, get ready to excercise! tee-hee thank you Mike.
get ready to “do exercise”? What does that mean and did you make up that diddy or someone else?
hee hee… Yes. I agree it is just the nature of the universe! 🙂 xoxoxo When well endowed get ready to plow. ha hahhah when small in size get ready to exercises… hee hee a little small penis diddy.
Girls seem to love big ones. They just do. Some are quite open about it. Others are a little more private.
In the end I have never heard it otherwise. I have never heard a girl swoon over a tiny guy. Many times I have overheard girls discuss with interest hung or endowed guys. I think there is some truth that you have to accept your “place” and position if you are little. You have to do more and work hard to get female attention. It still might not work out for you. One girl told me that she thought it was “the order of the universe” and just how things are. Not long after she asked me to go pick up her dry cleaning (not kidding).
Size queen checking in here! Poor puny peen losers. There is no way I could hang in there with a Vienna sausage size dick. No, not the queen of BBC!!! I think in the long run girlfriend is going to abandon the little prick, no matter how nice he is.
I can relate to the small cock dilemma. I’m a black guy with a 5 incher. I cant tell you how many times(especially with white ladies), where they were expecting a BBC , only to find I’m packing a small one.
Have you seen my small penis dance? It’s the one I do every time I finish a call with a small-dicked loser-slut. I can’t help it. The way they pant as they stroke! You know the one I’m referring to, right, Andi? So much intensity over such a small task. It’s both cute and funny at the same time.
Do I measure up, Mmmmm. I’ll let Princess Andi be the judge of that.
Ouch!……I have always known the truth, even though most women won’t come out and say it. Women want BIG cocks and My tiny penis is unworthy!…In my life, I’ve had many unexplained rejections after a couple of great dates. Often having my date find a reason to go home when a session of heavy petting revealed that I had a tiny penis, as she groped it through my pants, OR ….only getting a handjob, BJ or occasionally a one night stand if i got lucky enough to take off my pants before she saw or touched my “clitty’. That was almost always the reaction for almost every woman who was ‘apparently’ disappointed by my little guy!
I didn’t mean clone Gina for me, I meant that she should be cloned for all the little dicked guys, not those of us who are massively endowed! 🙂 And of course you’re right that there’s only room for one Princess Andi.. If I was trapped in a room with you and a bunch of Princess Andi clones, I’d never want to come out for trivial things like eating and sleeping!
tee hee… Jemmie, she is very nice. hahahah but I am a little shocked that you ask to have Gina clone and not your sexy Princess. tee-hee but then again, I get it– the world is only big enough for one Princess Andi! Isn’t that right Jemmie?:)
I’d die if somebody said that to me, especially with her friends were around and heard it! How considerate Gina is! We need to have her cloned for all the little dicked guys out there, so the poor guys can maintain at least a smidgen of self esteem.