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A Sploshing Birthday
I find the thought of sploshing, such as taking copious amounts of my birthday cake and mushing it against various parts of your body, a very sexy way to celebrate my special day. 🙂 I would start off my sploshing party by taking my cute, perky tits and pushing them both into the sweet, chocolate frosting. Mmm, wanna lick? As I say that to you, I push my tits against your body and playfully rub my icing covered tits all over you!
Happy Birthday to me! Yup! You read right. Today is my birthday and I am sooo excited. Most of you know, I have a food fetish, and I thought nothing can be sexier than ending the year 2015 with some very sexy sploshing. Of course, there will be cake and ice cream. I am also thinking of Chinese food! It is my birthday, and I love Chinese food. Soooo, being true to my kinky nature…
Sploshing Phonesex with Princess Andi
I would love to have some Peking pancakes with mandarin and plum sauce. You know what I would love to do with those yummy Peking Pancakes? Mmmm… I will rub them all over your chest and nipples. Oh, the things I am going to do with you. Of course, there is more. I giggle at the thought of you porking, pork fried rice. Imagine how hot it is. Cutting a hole in the bottom of the container, just big enough to give your dick enough room to pork your rice. Yes, I am laughing. Just typing that makes me giggle. I am very turned on just at the mere thought of you doing that in front of me. Any stroker pets willing to do that on cam for me? Tee-hee!
Sploshing Gets Us Turned On
You can stroke your orange chicken for me. The only way this very wet and messy birthday party can be hotter is if we invite Mistress Brighton in on the fun. I know she has a thing for sploshing, and wouldn’t it be hot for us to take turns with packets of duck sauce, squirting them all over your excited dick. I wonder how you will like masturbating and edging with duck sauce.
Egg Rolls -Courtesy of Wikipedia Commons.
Perhaps, if you are a cuckold, I will bring over a hot bull. I will have you take egg rolls and compare them to your penis. After we do that, I will cut the end off of one and have you stick your dick inside of the egg roll! I find this very entertaining! As we both watch you fuck your egg roll, I will stroke my sexy lover’s big cock and tease you, as I pour sweet and sour sauce all over my lovers cock. Why would I pour sweet and sour sauce all over his cock? So you can lick and suck his cock clean for me!
Tee-hee, we are going to have a very sexy celebration, and I still haven’t taken out the dumplings or chow mein! I can just imagine what your fortune cookie will say: “A Beautiful Princess Will Rock Your Cock This New Year!”
I will capture your cock and penetrate your mind,
Princess Andi
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fscguy, thank you. the cake smashing is very sexy fun! 🙂 Wanna lick? tee-hee
tee hee Thank you Mistress Piper! 🙂 sploshing is very sexy fun, indeed!
Happy Birthday. The cake smashing sounds like so much fun!!!
LOL, I can’t get the picture of a duck sauce covered cock for your little cuck nub to gobble up–while his own little wang is stuck in an eggroll! I think your little slave’s fortune came true already, as he’s covered in all kinds of sticky sweet creams and sauces!
*giggles* Thank you Dan, I have no doubt that you would… God, it’s getting hot in here! 😉
ohhh what a hot time we will have Mistress Brighton! MMM boobies! tee hee 🙂 Happy New Year!
Thank you Robyn! I had a wonderful birthday! Happy New Year sweetie! XoXo
Than you so much Kim… (((hugs)))
Happy Birthday PRINCESS ANDI
i am not into men but i would clean YOUR boyfriends cock and balls off for YOU.
*sigh* Oh Andi…. One of my many loves is Chinese food. I would love to have some peking pancakes with you while we squirt duck sauce all over a tiny cockster and make him stroke his little wiener for us. I am gushing at the thought of porking the pork fried rice. And no sploshing birthday party would be complete without sitting on the cake and rubbing chocolate icing all over our boobies. Happy Birthday sexy! You have an awesome amazing day. 🙂
May you have the most joyful birthday ever, dear princess. No one deserves it more! If only me, your devoted sissy cuckold, could be there to help with your celebration!! I hope all your Birthday wishes come true!!
Happy Birthday, Ms. Andi! And I will never look at my Chinese Food on New Year’s Eve (we have it every year!) the same ever again! LOL