I want to thank everyone for the vacation well wishes. I had a great time in NJ– despite how cold it was. I must have brought some of the cold back with me because, it is getting colder here in Florida. I missed taking calls but the time off and spending time with friends and family was great. I got to see old childhood summer friends, and lots of people that I know and love.
Halloween is right around the corner. I am carving my pumpkin on Monday Night. I learned the hard way not to do it around the same time I would in NC or it will decompose before Halloween.
Left over Halloween candy? I have a solution for that! Cum on your candy!
One of the things about where I live is I don’t get as many trick or treaters as I like. I do give out really good stuff and I do get more trick or treaters then most around me but I always have left over candy.
Does this happen to you? Do you get lots of left over candy? Well, I am going to suggest that on November 1, you open some of that left over candy and jerk off on it. Then eat your jizz covered candy for me!
This is always a hot thing for you to do for me. Most years, I say cum on your candy corn. This year– just ejaculate on whatever left over candy you were handing out the night before and eat that. Feel free to get on skype while you jerk off all over your left over Halloween candy as I watch and cheer you on!
Have a safe Halloween. I am dressing up as a pirate.
I like “cum on your candy corn,” because what else are you going to do with that waxy non-food? I have to laugh at Ms. Daphne’s description of the cum like substance oozing out of her pumpkin’s bottom. Maybe one of her strokers got there first? 😉
!!! I would buy candy just for this!!! Fo-get about left overs! WOW, talk about EnchanTRIX or TREAT!!!!!!!!! ELACUJUBLIATION!!!!!
Ms. Andi!
That is BRILLIANT! I am laughing so hard imagining your callers all jerking off at the same time on November 1, and popping one piece of candy in their mouths after another.
Snickers -CHECK!
Peanut Butter Cups -CHECK!
Smarties -CHECK!
And on cam?! Even better! HAHA! I might have to borrow this idea for my guys and gals, too. 🙂
I love it!
And I am with you on the not-carving-early thing… I have loads of pics of “melted” pumpkins, oozing what can only be described as pre-cum-looking wetness out their bottoms.
Hmmm… that gives me some naughty ideas!
Aye me mistress, I shall eat me cum off the leftover Halloween sweets.????