A sexy new way to masturbate
The other day, someone gave me this huge, and I mean, HUGE– beautiful, home grown Beefsteak tomato. I enjoyed the tomato–immensely. Nothing better, than a BLT on a hot summer day!
That big, juicy tomato, got me thinking about all kinds of naughty things. *smirk*So, for today’s blog post — I came up with a new masturbation technique. For this masturbation session you are going to need:
Pre Masturbation prep
1)1 very large beefsteak tomato (The bigger the better! I am such a size queen even when it comes to a tomato!) *Giggles*
2) a knife to hollow out the core. Remember, you want a snug fit.
3) a microwaveable plate to heat up the tomato for about 20-25 seconds.
4) a towel– This will get messy, you will want the towel. 😉
5) 1 very horny, and eager cock that wants to please your bratty Princess.
After you have heated up the tomato, stick your finger in it to test how hot it is. I need you to be extremely careful! This assignment is about having fun! I don’t want you to hurt yourself. Neither of us, want you, to get a burn on your most precious tool. So, be patient, if the tomato
Food play and masturbation instructions with Princess Andi Photo: Courtesy of Wikimedia Commons
is too hot, let the tomato cool off. I tell you to put it in the microwave to get the juices of the tomato flowing. Think of it as foreplay. *tee-hee*
Time for the beefsteak boogie, in other words stroke your cock for me
Time to fuck the tomato. Now that you have everything situated. Before you are completely hard stick your dick in the hole of the tomato. Tee-hee see where this is going? I want you to stroke your cock for me.
Are you ready for some more? The only way to make this beef steak boogie any hotter is to get on cam and have me watch while I manage your masturbation session. I am hot at the thought of edging you with a tomato! Perhaps we can end this with some hot cum eating! I love the thought of that.
I so, very much love, wrapping you and your horny cock, around my finger!
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Tee-hee Thank you, Bfla. I got it and I liked it too! *wink*
Oh I do know that well Andi. You have always made that clear. Just a tease about how hot you are. 🙂
Tee-hee bfla, I do like it messy at times. ha ha ha I am glad you like this. Now a days, I find myself spending a little to much time in the produce department; thinking up, creative new ways, to tease cocks. Your right, this tomato does look like a pumpkin. As hot and sexy as I am. I really would not take any pleasure in breaking your penis. Please, no hurting the penis. I am into cbt, but you know, I am all about safe play.
Great blog Andi. A tomato, eh? I haven’t done that one before, so to speak. Sounds like a fun mess to make. A size queen even with a tomato, I love it. I can tell from the picture. That thing almost looks like a pumpkin. Anyway I would love to fuck a tomato for you; I had a lot of fun making banana cream pie with you. :). And no burning that cock — that’s your job, right? 🙂
Oh my goodness wetspot. They do! Why don’t you play this, while you stroke for me. 😉
Tee-hee wetspot. You know how I just love it messy and sexy! I am kind of tingling, in all the right places, thinking of you masturbating like this for me. *wink*
Hey, wasn’t this a ZZ Top song? Oh right it’s “Tube Snake Boogie”.
This can get very messy very quickly, sounds like great fun.:)