Happy Valentine’s Day. Or what’s left of it. hee-hee I am sure some of you can relate to that comment but first  I want to wish you all a day of love and peace. Now I am going to show a little love to the guys with the small dicks. Today there was a special announcement made  and it’s all about who has the smallest penis of the empire.  If you feel like you have the smallest penis. I encourage you to enter the contest. Now some of you are about to change the station. I encourage you not to do that, Princess says,  keep reading.  You might think you don’t have a small penis. This blog might help you find out the truth.

SPH: You might have a small penis if:

1) You might have a small penis if it’s cold outside and you can’t find it at all. Where did it go? If you know you know. Wink Everyone experiences shrinkage in cold weather. A disappearing act? I think you might have a small penis.

2) You might have a small penis if you are on a date and you are making out and her hand is going up and down your leg and crotch area grabbing nothing but the material of your pants. She might have even grabbed your little peen and not noticed,  she just kept her hands wandering around and groping you. Grabbing air. Hahahah that is a very embarrassing sign that you have a small penis.

3) You might have a small penis if you can stick your entire dick in an empty toilet paper cardboard roll and there is room all around your penis and your dick doesn’t stick out. I think you know what that means.

4) You might have a small penis if immediately after sex, your partner grabs her vibrator and masturbates. This can happen with any size cock but it means you didn’t get her off and most of the time little dicks don’t satisfy. So, here is your sign, you have a little dick.

5.)You might have a small penis if you put a condom on and your little dick is swimming in it and if the condom keeps falling off. They do make condoms for small dicks. 

6.)You might have a small penis if you pull your dick out of your pants and she says, “Is that it?” You know she is disappointed in the size.

7.) You might have a small dick if you wear panties and don’t tuck your dick and still are smooth in the front. That’s a very good sign that your penis is small. I do like to call little dicks panty makers for a reason. 

8.) You might have a small penis if you are put in the friend zone after she has seen your dick.

9.)You might have a small penis if her friends all giggle and look down at your pants zipper. They know all about your small penis. Us girls like to talk about your penis. hee-hee

10.) You know you might have a small penis if you are inside her fucking her hard and she says, is it in yet? That one pretty much says it all. 

Small penis bonus? hee-hee I never thought I would put those words together.

Bonus. But maybe the is it in yet? Still gives you pause and you still wonder, do I have a small penis? Well here is your chance to find out–You will have no doubt you have a small penis if you enter the smallest penis of Enchantrix Empire and you win.   I am really excited. This is my second time doing the Smallest Penis of the Empire and this time I invited some of my friends to join me and have fun rating our contestants. The ladies of Femdom Fridays are involved and that is where the winners will be announced.

For those of you that have been waiting patiently for me to do this contest again. Thank you. This time,   I thought February would be the perfect time to have the shortest month of the year for the smallest penis. I giggled. Time got the best of me. It took me a little longer to put it together and I have to say, I couldn’t do it without the  help of some of the other  Mistresses around the empire That are going to join me in this year’s contest. I am so excited I get to work with so many amazing and talented powerful woman.  I hope you all have a good time. I know the  first small penis contest I did was a big  hit and a lot of fun. This time it is going to be so much better.

SPH fun for all.

So we are making the announcement  in Feb but Micro penis March is when the contest wraps up.  Good luck everyone.  I want to thank all the ladies that have joined in on this years small penis contest fun. I am so excited to be working alongside some of LDWs finest Mistresses:  Stephanie, Harper, Willow, Becky, Erika, Audrey,  Meshelle, Krista, and Hadley. Please make sure to say hello and give them a call. Perhaps if you are really into SPH a round of pass the smallest penis around?  I think that would be a great way to get us all talking about your little dick.

Your phonesex Princess, Andi