I find guys with tiny dicks very entertaining. I am talking micro dicks. A guy with a dick that is soooo small, so tiny, that it is way below the average penis size. A guy with a tiny dick, that is eager to please me and knows his place in Princess Andi land. Little dick humiliation is a lot of fun for me. Comes naturally for such a bratty Princess to humiliate a guy that just doesn’t measure up in the cock department. I make no apologies about it. If you have a micro penis. Sex is off the table for you. However, small dick humiliation is something that is on the table if you are into being my entertaining little dick humiliation pet. Are you up to pleasing me? hee-hee
Do you measure up?
Be Prepared for our Tiny Dick Humiliation PhoneSex Session.
So before you call, here are some things that I want you to have in order for us to have a good time together. You have to make sure you have these things if you want to experience a little penis humiliation session with your bratty phone sex princess.
Grab a pen, paper, measuring tape, a sock. a cup of ice, lube, various objects, for example, a tube of chapstick, batteries, anything. to compare it with. It’s okay if you don’t grab a lot of different things to compare, but I most definitely want you to be prepared for our session and insist that you have the first 6 things I mentioned.
Let the small penis games begin.
Now, that you grabbed everything that I asked you to get. Go ahead and get naked and put the sock on your tiny penis. Does the sock stay on? I imagine it doesn’t, and it keeps sliding off your little weenus hee-hee If that is the case, keep track of how many times you had to put the sock back on and pick up your phone and call me. I can turn this into a little dick-humiliation stroking game. Do you like playing masturbation games? I know I do too. As a matter of fact, if you are into stroking games, even with a small dick, grab an empty toilet paper tube roll. The fun we will have!
Your little dick is my entertainment.
Be prepared to be embarrassed because you are now going to be my little dick entertainment, and I am going to enjoy using you for my amusement. I believe that is why you have a wimpy tiny dick. That wimpy puny dick has a purpose, and that is to make you my sph pet. How does that sound?
Get on Skype for your tiny dick humiliation session.
The only way our session can be better is if you did a skype session and showed me how entertaining you can really be. I would love to watch you wiggle and dance while wearing a sock on that itty bitty dick of yours. I will make up the most devilish and sinfully wicked humiliation games while watching you wiggle and squirm and perhaps blush a crimson red as I laugh way, watching you complete my demands I place on you while your tiny dick is eager to please my every whim.
You do want to please your princess, don’t you? Do you like to be my little dick loser pet? Don’t keep me waiting long. I can use a good laugh.
Your phone sex Princess, Andi
I am pussy free and free from pussy
I am in the Eunich style flat chastity cage. I am almost an innie. Princess Andi I would love to know what size cock you are getting .I want to suck cock for you.
Elbert, Thank you for reading. Interesting comment. I appreciate your thoughts on the subject of small-dick admiration. Time will tell if what you are saying is true. I do suspect that there is a right sized dick for everyone. I am a size queen that does enjoy playing and teasing little cocks as well. 🙂 Great comment. Thank you for taking the time to share your thoughts with me on the subject.
Hi Ms. Andi,
Great blog! I see you have an affinity for larger cocks over smaller ones, I respect that. However, I am seriously starting to wonder if small dicks are making a comeback? In the days of Michaelangelo’s David, smaller cocks were all the rage! I wonder if anyone else is thinking we may be entering a new era of small-dick admiration that we should get into the lead with?
Little peg, prancing around spreading her sissy pollen! Clever as always, I’m so proud of you and how you support the Mistresses here!
*chuckles* little peg. I am sure you are an authority on little dicks. You are welcome to share your .02 cents with me anytime on your favorite subjects. Thank you for reading and leaving such a wonderful comment.
Princess Andi, I always look long and hard for blog topics like this.
Obviously, this post, already being a month old, it wasn’t long and hard enough!
My apologies for that. Not my first apology regarding those adjectives.
It’s an ambiguous criteria this categorizing penises. Given whatever meme or blog I see, I’ve been slotted as tiny, mini, small, sissy, below average and micro!
And I cannot argue with any of those descriptions.
One thing I can grasp…(locked you know) is that I am unquestionably qualified to put in my two…cents on this fun topic!
As a matter of fact just last week I got out the tape measure (no, not for a DIY project) but a DIR (does it reach?) answer!
Well Princess Andi, I will leave that in your hands…metaphorically of course.
Thank you…I so enjoyed your post. I haven’t one of my own!?
hee hee what a good girl you are.
oh oh Ms Andi, im so tiny so i dress like a frilly sissy and twirl all day
Ms Andi, thank you for writing about SPH.. Once I was put in chastity and became so limp and small I found lots of humiliation and excitement in becoming pussy free finally because of my inadequate clitty..