Happy Birthday to the USA! We are celebrating 250 years of Freedom here. I wanted to share some kinky ways to celebrate, so, I created this kinky list to celebrate our Nations Birthday.  Some of my suggestions are to humiliate you. That is okay if you are not into humiliation,  I share lots of different kinks.  I share ideas,  to get you to eat your own  cum for me. I also  have to include some kinky fun  for my sissy girls!!!  I believe I shared all kinds of kinky ways to celebrate. Please feel free to share your favorite way to be kinky in my comment section.

1. Eat her pussy and make her cum, multiple times.
2. Wear nipple clamps and twist them, pull the off and take them off and then wait a minute and do it again. Do this 4 times.
3. Edge 250 times 4 days in a row
4. stick you dick in a cup cake.
5. cum on a cupcake and eat it.
6. slap your balls on and off for a few hours.
7. squeeze your balls when at a traffic light.
8. Buy a red thong and wear them so they stick out.
9. Do a strip routine while singing, Yankee Doodle Dandy.
10. spank that ass red 250 times split it between 5 days if you can’t handle it. 50 spankings a day.
11. Take a pen and write something embarrassing on yourself.
12. Wear 2 different color socks with sandals.
13. wear 2 different earrings
14. Sit on a cake and rock back and fourth on it bare assed.
15. Cum on some ice cream and eat it.
16. Cum in your drink and walk around drinking it while at a BBQ
17. wear a bikini and work on your tan
18. wear fishnet stockings and work on your tan
19. write the word slut on your stomach in sunblock and then lay out in the sun
20. get naked, with your hands behind your back make that dick dance.
21. Measure your penis and mention the size to 3 people.
22. Small penis? trace it and color it with the measurements of it.
23. Take a bubble bath in some flowery scented bath oil and shave.
24. Go to the store and buy condoms, a cucumber, lipstick and chocolates.
25. Go to the bra department and ask for a fitting.
26. Buy yourself some new socks and masturbate in them.
27. Go buy yourself some make up. Try it on at the store.
28. Watch your favorite chick flick and paint your nails
29. Learn a new way to do your hair.
30. Wear a silk nightie to bed..
31. Buy your wife’s boyfriend a watch.
32. Pay for your wife’s date night with her boyfriend.
33. Lick  your wife’s dirty underwear after she comes home from a date.
34. Wear perfume to work.
35. Wear lip-gloss to work
36. Wear panties to work
37. Wear knee high stockings under your socks.
38. Wear a chastity device for 250 mins.
39.  Trace your penis and make a picture of it and hang it on your refrigerator.
40. Take some ice and rub it on your nipples and then put clamps on it.
41. Buy some corn on the cob and clean it, wash it good and then suck on it like a cock.
42. Buy a cucumber and suck it like a cock.
43. Make some smore’s and then cum on it and eat it.
44. Roast some marshmallows and rub the sticky goo on your body.
45. Get naked and do 250 jumping jacks.
46. Get naked and do 250 pushups
47. Put on some high heels and dance naked.
48. .Watch some porn really loud and yell.” I wish I could do that!” so people can hear.
49. Buy one of those red, white and blue ice-pops and pretend you are sucking a cock.
50. Wear some booty shorts and walk around shaking those hips.
51. masturbate and throw your legs over your head and cum on your face.
52. Cum in your hand and dip your finger in it and write the letter A with Cum on your chest.
53. Take sunscreen and write the letter A on your chest and lay out.
54. Cum on your pillow and sleep with your cheek pressed against that side of the pillow. hee-hee sweet dreams.
55. Buy a cowboy hat and boots and wear a holster with nothing else on. Take a broom and ride it like a horse. Gallop around the room.
56. Buy a nurses uniform a sexy one and take a picture.
57. Dress up like a cheerleader and write a cheer about how you like being a slut.
58. get on all fours and crawl around. bark and wiggle your ass.
59. Freeze some grapes and get some of those red cups. Throw the frozen grapes on the ground and get on all fours and use your nose to push the grapes into the red cup.
60. Edge your dick 250 times and then when you cum lick it up off the floor.
61. Masturbate into a condom. Take the condom off and pour the contents into your mouth and drink it.
62. Take a slice of American Cheese and masturbate with it and eat it.
63. You can do the same with a slice of deli meat and masturbate and eat it.
64. Take a balloon and wrap the string around your balls and jerk off. Watch the balloon bounce.
65. Put your dick inn a hotdog bun and jerk it and cum. Then eat it.
66. Ask somebody do these shorts make my ass look big?
67. wear a skirt and do a cartwheel.
68. Get naked and jump on a trampoline.
69. Buy a pearl necklace and wear it with your bathing suit to a pool party. When opportunity strikes loudly say, “Oh, my–Clutch my pearls” while clutching your pearls.
70. Dance to super freak and enthusiastically emphasize the words Kinky girl and super freak. Really get into it.
71. Play the song Brick house and shake that ass and spank it while dancing.
72. Wear mascara, not waterproof and go swimming. So everyone notices.
73. Eat something delicious and take each finger and lick it clean and make sexy noises. Make it weird.
74. Watch To Wong Foo, Thanks for everything and reenact  your favorite scenes dressed up..
75. Play pass the penis.
76. Join Enchantrix Empire and tell us your favorite kink.
77. Put on a pair of heels and dance in them for an hour.
78. Have a custom audio made.
79. Go to the audio store and buy an audio on your favorite kink.
80. Attend one of the adult podcast that an LDW Mistress does. Join the chatroom and tune in.
81. Leave a comment that is thoughtful and relevant ,to the blog post, you are leaving a comment on.
82. spank your cock every time you see the color red. You can keep count and wait till you are alone. Use common sense.
83. Buy an ice-cream cone and lick it land suck on it all pervy like.
84. Buy a pair of kitchen gloves. you know the bright yellow ones. Lube up your cock and jerk off with the gloves on. Edge for 20 times.
85. Get on cam and sing a dirty version, your own, made up version of I am a Yankee doodle dandy! For my entertainment.
86. Wear a butt plug, while you wash your car.
87. Go to a sex shop and ask for an extra sturdy blow up doll. Ask them if they are sure it will hold your weight and tell them your weight.
88. Go to a pharmacist and ask to speak privately and whisper to them, “Do you sell condoms that DON”T slip off?” Then buy what they recommend.
89. Go get your haircut and ask them if they can do your brows.
90. Worship my feet.
91. Do a body worship session.
92. Take a long bubble bath in scented water and shave your legs.
93. Make a dream board with all your favorite kinks on it.
94. Make a dream board with all your favorite sexy clothes that you would want to wear.
95. Learn a new line dance and wear cowgirl boots to dance it.
96. Dress like a Cowgirl and go out.
97. Take some olive oil and edge with it 250 times.
98. Put on a song that makes you want to dance and dance in just your birthday suit.
99. Cum in your beer and drink it as fast as you can. Chug it.
100. Write a poem on how much you love my legs.
101. Buy a beautiful scarf and try learn 3 ways to wear it.
102. Buy yourself a brooch.
103. Buy a new lipstick and wear it out.
104. Buy some maxi pads and wear it for a few hours.
105. Put on your wife’s perfume and leave the house.
106. Make a lovely dinner and enjoy it. Make sexy noises as you eat it.
107. Go grocery shopping .Walk around the store, like, you are a supermodel on the runway.
108. Spank your ass and get it nice and RED!
109. Consider a Tattoo. Perhaps a little crown with the letter A kind of hidden into it.
110. Learn how to use false eyelashes.
111. Practice making a wing line with your eyeliner.
112. Go to a sex shop and buy a new dildo, a big-fat dildo with a suction cup.
113. Cum in your hands and rub it into your face.
114. Practice your feminine voice.
115. Practice sitting like a lady.
116. Leave a review after you do a call.
117. D.I.Y your own sex toy. Go on EE share a pic and explain how you made it. How you like using it.
118. Make a kinky music play list and share it on EE.
119. Write a blog post about your favorite kink on EE.
120. Hump and edge your pillow on and off for 3 hours in at least 20 minute increments.
121. Buy a little smaller shirt in your size and wear a bra underneath it.
122. Go to a woman’s clothing store and buy something sexy for your blow up doll.
123. Go to the pet store and make a dog collar tag with your name on it, something like Princess Andi’s Pet & Slave name.
124. Come up with a body worship plan for your Mistress
125. Practice crossing your freshly shaved legs while wearing a dress.
126. Learn a new recipe and make this new dish, so you can cum in it and eat it.
127. Wear 2 different earrings. On purpose. To humiliate yourself for me.
128. Go to the Adult Book Store and ask for a good starter cock because you are a “virgin”.
129. Buy a cheerleader outfit and create a cheer about your favorite kink.
130. Ask to write a blog post on your favorite kink to share on your Mistresses blog
131. Do a multi-mistress call and have the mistresses tease and humiliate you.
132. Deny yourself for 4 days. No touching. No rubbing. No masturbation  or release for any reason.
133. Put on a chastity device for a whole week.
134. Print out a photo of me and put it in a pretty picture frame.
135. Take and make a beautiful alter to me, include a picture. Leave flowers there and meditate on me.
136. Write a positive kinky affirmation and repeat 3 times daily.
137. Flog your nipples and make them nice and red.
138. Play with your balls and squeeze them tight for 30 seconds and then release. Do this 12 times a day.
139. Do micro stroking. You just stroke a small section of your dick while ignoring the rest. Slap the head when you get frustrated. Do this for 5 minutes.
140. Take clothes pins and put them on your dick and balls.
141. Watch your favorite porn  and cum when they cum.
142. Follow and retweet your Mistress on her various social media platforms.
143. Buy a huge black dildo and suck on it every chance you get.
144. Cum in your coffee and drink it in the morning.
145. Spank your ass and walk around wearing booty shorts so everyone can see you were spanked.
146. Gargle with your own cum
147. Trace your penis, make it into a picture and color it.
148. Read about a kink you are interested in and make a fantasy out of it, one that turns you on.
149. Buy some anal beads and give them a try.
150. Do a 250 min ignore call.
151. Compare your penis to 3 different objects, take a picture to compare them to your penis.
152. Buy a satin blue ribbon and carefully tie it around your cock and balls make sure to make a bow with the ribbon.
153. Take a tub of icing and masturbate with it.
154. Decorate your cock any way you like, you can use fabric ,food anything that won’t harm you and decorate your Dick and take a picture.
155. Get all pervy while eating a hotdog.
156. Buy a remote sex toy so I can control it.
157. Watch BBC porn and compare your dick to the cocks in the porn. Then write down how many inches the difference is and tell me about it.
158. Dance naked.

Celebrating Kink – I look forward to getting kinky with you! Have a happy, kinky and safe 4th of July!

Your phonesex Princess, Andi