Vienna Sausages in Ketchup–Courtesy of Wikipedia Commons
Aw, What a little dick you have!
Okay so maybe I am over- exaggerating on how tiny your dick is but let’s face it, you have a small penis. Aw isn’t that the cutest little thing? How many times have you heard something like that? Aw, it’s so tiny! Look how small your little peen is. You have a thimble dick. So cute to play with but honestly… I am not going to fuck you. Not with that little thing. You don’t have a cock– you have an it . The smallest little penis– I have seen in a long time and that is saying something, since I hosted the small penis pageant. I had seen lots of tiny dick. What are you? Under 3 inches? Does it turn you on– knowing that I have been with men, 4 times bigger then your little friend?
I can’t help but giggle when you are so hard and throby. Trying to get my attention. I am sure your little it is used to being overlooked. Tee-hee
All your little dick is going to get is a hand job!
But not by this Princess. I understand how your little penis needs my attention and I will have fun with it. I will give it some time with my hand. 🙂
Well, you didn’t think you were going anywhere near my pussy with that little guy did you?
Tee-hee Of course not!
I am here to rock your cock no matter the size!
XoXo
Princess Andi
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Mistress Amber, ha ha ha ha ha ha haha slug dick ha h ah ahaha haha
Ok, I have to admit….I busted out laughing when I saw that pic of vienna sausages. How sad when our horny subs look just like that, and especially on cam when we can torment them in real time! No one with a slug dick could ever hope to please a woman…..unless she’s getting her chuckle for the day! Great post, Miss Andi!
So freaking true Lisa, So freaking true! I am sure there are guys eyeing the Vienna Sausages and wishing to themselves–“I wish, my penis could be that big.” Muahahhahahahaha
tee-hee Mistress Cindy little peens are fun size for a reason. *wink*
Ha! Ms. Andi that was an awesome blog post!! The picture of the sausages is priceless. It’s really sad that I am sure you and I both have seen even smaller. Tiny dick guys are so much fun to tease and play with. I love’m!
Small penis has made him nervous about being intimate so he hides. I do believe in some small way he can make up for it. He could always just remain standing and endure the humiliating tease by sexy Ms. Andi.
oh, you have me giggling alright, tee-hee…But, I am not telling you here, bob. *wink* XoXoXo
Hard, soft or both? Whatever will make you giggle the most.
Aw, bob– I bet it looks soooooooo cute! yes. I wanna see it! tee-hee!
4 and 1/4. Would you like to see it?